fuckvampires: (suck it)
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[If there is something to lounge on, no matter how improbable, Harvestman will find a way to do it. This time it is a ripped up lawnchair, looking like someone dragged it from the trash to deposit it here for effect. This is more or less what happened.

He's got his hands under his head and a cigarette in his mouth - it would be more impressive if it were lit, but we can't have everything, can we? When he speaks, it's in a slow, lazy draw that betrays its origins from the US South.]


Why the hell are folks so attached to monogamy? Shit ain't even biological.

Date: 2013-01-25 07:11 am (UTC)
asthedrivensnow: (really now?)
From: [personal profile] asthedrivensnow
Division of assets.

And some animals do mate for life.

Date: 2013-01-25 07:22 am (UTC)
asthedrivensnow: (and pigs fly)
From: [personal profile] asthedrivensnow
Monkeys also fling excrement.

...possibly onto that chair. Hello, John.

Date: 2013-01-25 07:51 am (UTC)
asthedrivensnow: (holding back a smile)
From: [personal profile] asthedrivensnow
That we're above that?

[Ew.]

Ever the gentleman.

Date: 2013-01-25 07:58 am (UTC)
asthedrivensnow: (it's alright to look past the hair)
From: [personal profile] asthedrivensnow
Perhaps it's a comfort thing. But I promise, I'm definitely above the monkeys.


...with moderate success. [Her chair is a sofa and it's much nicer than his.]

Date: 2013-01-25 08:28 am (UTC)
asthedrivensnow: (cheeky grin)
From: [personal profile] asthedrivensnow
How nice for my honour to remain unimpugned.

What prompted you to question the evolution of social niceties today?

[Heeeey. Chocolate. Don't mind if she does.]

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Date: 2013-01-26 02:24 am (UTC)
blackfellsun: (dreamt and made incarnate)
From: [personal profile] blackfellsun
What do you mean, it's not biological?

[ This is his legitimately curious face. Harvestman has provided a great deal of his enlightenment to modern society, after all. ]

Date: 2013-01-26 03:17 pm (UTC)
blackfellsun: (a yellow paper rose)
From: [personal profile] blackfellsun
[ He is willing to assume that the cat is somehow relevant. Still, he'll take a seat on the floor near Harvestman's lawn chair, and politely ignore the smell as he has learned to do. ]

Well... that all sounds rather depressing.

Date: 2013-01-26 11:22 pm (UTC)
blackfellsun: (recalling from the waking vision)
From: [personal profile] blackfellsun
[ ...these are things he has never once thought about. ] But, isn't that the whole point? People can make their own choice, if they know they have options. There's nothing wrong with wanting just one person, or hoping that they just want you, too.

Date: 2013-01-27 01:11 am (UTC)
blackfellsun: (come away‚ o human child)
From: [personal profile] blackfellsun
[ Oh, he feels bad. He hadn't meant to deprive Harvestman of the chance to be all worked up about something. ]

But it's bothering you?

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Date: 2013-01-28 04:21 am (UTC)
stormbelow: (Should be torn to pieces)
From: [personal profile] stormbelow
[...oh, migraine.]

Date: 2013-01-28 04:41 am (UTC)
stormbelow: (This malice is too beautiful.)
From: [personal profile] stormbelow
[listen.

shut up.]


On average, how much time do you actually spend thinking about this?

Date: 2013-01-28 04:47 am (UTC)
stormbelow: (This scene gets distorted more and more.)
From: [personal profile] stormbelow
It seems to come up a lot.

Date: 2013-01-28 04:53 am (UTC)
stormbelow: (This time I'll be bulletproof.)
From: [personal profile] stormbelow
[he narrows his eyes at the mention of Lilith.]

I just don't know why you seem to feel like you have something to prove about it.

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