fuckingfantastic: (Default)
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Fuck vampires, seriously.

[A newcomer here, rubbing at a bloody hole in his neck and looking around, perplexed.]

Okay, so, not in Kansas anymore.

Date: 2013-04-12 06:02 am (UTC)
fuckvampires: (I raise my eyebrow at you)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
[DID YOU CALL? Like... literally. Literally. Did you call.

Anyway.]


Uh, you need a... bandaid for that or something...?

Date: 2013-04-12 01:29 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (bet you'd go good with wine)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
[Harvestman musters up all of his bullshit explainer powers and... shrugs. He's so helpful.]

Maybe you shouldn't fall asleep in caves with holes in your neck?

Date: 2013-04-12 01:59 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (i didn't do nothing)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
Nope, not me. You're in some kinda... magic dimension... shit, I don't fucking know, but you can try a door if you want to get out. Sometimes it works.

You're not... dead or anything, are you?

Date: 2013-04-12 02:08 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (you said something?)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
Fuck, no, I'm here for the entertainment. Just checking to see if I need to get you to a hospital or something.

Vamp food, huh?

Date: 2013-04-12 02:16 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (so confused by this shit)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
Wait until someone new shows up and then poke at them.

[Which is what he's doing. Conveniently.]

Strange hobby for a guy who don't look like no hunter.

Date: 2013-04-12 02:25 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (run jonny run)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
[Hey HEY no touchy. He not-so-casually leans out of the way.]

Obviously not where you're from. Most guys offer to buy me a drink before they start getting handsy, no offense.

Date: 2013-04-12 02:37 pm (UTC)
fuckvampires: (yeah right)
From: [personal profile] fuckvampires
It's Harvestman. I know it sounds weird. Long story. Actually, no, it's just a boring story that nobody ever gets, so I stopped telling it. You, uh, volunteer for this...?

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Date: 2013-04-22 09:45 pm (UTC)
ofdrumsthesound: (Showoff)
From: [personal profile] ofdrumsthesound
Oh, just your basic spaciotemporal nexus.

And I am the Master. Or Harry, if you like that better.

Date: 2013-04-22 09:55 pm (UTC)
ofdrumsthesound: (Here Come The Drums)
From: [personal profile] ofdrumsthesound
Temporal. That is, space and time.

I had a long period where I wanted to take over the universe, being called 'Master' was just a part of it.

I still kinda want to take over the universe, actually, but it seems like it's not going to work. And I'm getting too old for that shit anyway.

What was?

Date: 2013-04-22 10:18 pm (UTC)
ofdrumsthesound: (Here Come The Drums)
From: [personal profile] ofdrumsthesound
At first I thought I could improve it. Now I just want to play with it.

The madness got worse over time, you see.

*His stomach growls, and he winces.* Oh great, I'm hungry again already. Do you mind? I have some painkillers . . .

LOL it's fine

Date: 2013-04-22 10:35 pm (UTC)
ofdrumsthesound: (Interested)
From: [personal profile] ofdrumsthesound
True. But then sanity and I are not that well-aquainted.

Sure. *And he takes a nice big bite of thigh.* So, how are you doing with the vampire situation?

Date: 2013-04-24 08:23 pm (UTC)
ofdrumsthesound: (You Look Tasty)
From: [personal profile] ofdrumsthesound
Delicious. Sort of like pork mixed with veal, maybe a hint of lamb . . .

*Was he just called 'dude'? Weird.* I've been okay. Better than you have, at least, not that that's saying much.

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