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[tothefairest]

[She has a very pink drink and a large chocolate cake, both of which, if examined closely, smell slightly of blood. (The cake reads, in pink frosting, "Happy End of Existence!") She appears to be thinking very hard about something.]

Hm... gosh, I just can't think of something good enough to celebrate this! But itdefinitely needs to be celebrated, I can't pass up an opportunity to have a party...

[Help a girl out?]