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[followthunder]

[You want to know what is an absolute puzzlement when you're a Norse god who's been up and down the branches of the entire World Tree?

Cell phones.

S.H.I.E.L.D. wants every member of the Avengers to have one operational when they're gathered in (more or less) one place, but that doesn't mean they handed them out with instructions. For goodness' sake, someone give him a hand before he breaks it.]