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[Enter one young man, carrying a a folding table and a carefully lettered cardboard sign. He sets them both up slowly, then waits calmly]

Kimmi Wallace, Problem Solver
Will tackle or Advice on Any Problem
Prices Vary
(money back if problem not resolved!)

[Well, that looks legit and not suspicious at all! Why don't you give it a try?]