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[fuckvampires]

[He's dangling a black ring from a chain around his neck, spinning it between his fingers.]

Fuck, I still don't know which finger to wear it on.

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[totheskye]

Mm.

What, I been gone too long, now I ain't allowed to give a shit? Fuck that.

[fuckvampires]

Outta curiosity, if I said he weren't, what would you do? Yell at him?

[totheskye]

Oh yeah. Then break out the silver bullets.

[fuckvampires]

It takes a lot less muscles to not care. You told me to go hang when I chewed out Tolly.

[totheskye]

Bullshit. When did you ever bitch at princess to his face?

Not that I wouldn't've told you t'go hang if you had, prob'ly. Which is shitty 'cause you were right 'bout him all along.

[fuckvampires]

I totally did. He gave me shit like 'you can't tell me what to do' and smiled like somebody who wants his face smashed in. You're better of without him.

[totheskye]

Shoulda smashed his face in, I s'pose. 'Bout as better off as I could be, I reckon.

So hey, did you ever get a job?

[fuckvampires]

Yeah, at a bar. Why, you offering?

[totheskye]

I wasn't, but I could. What kinda bar?

[fuckvampires]

Hole in the wall vamp bar. It's decent. Ain't been jumped yet.

[totheskye]

Mm, peachy. I spent a few days as vamp-bait last year when they figured they could drain me over an' over without killin' me. Good times.

[fuckvampires]

Yeah, well, vampires are assholes.

[totheskye]

Mm, entertainin' assholes, but. I had some fun gettin' free.

Their bites ain't nothin' like yours. Yours are better.

[fuckvampires]

You know better than to say that to me.

[totheskye]

Say what?

[fuckvampires]

You're a drug, Skye. Every goddamn breather on the planet is a drug. The longer I stay off eating from the source, the better I'll be.

[totheskye]

You're the goddamn drug. An' I wasn't suggestin' anythin', just makin' conversation. Temptin' as it is.

[fuckvampires]

Uh-huh. And those twenty, thirty folks you got waiting in the wings ain't enough for you?

[totheskye]

Never said that. I get enough, don't mean I don't want more.

[fuckvampires]

You horny bastard. Try setting for one and see how it feels.

[totheskye]

Yeah? And what'm I s'posed to do with the other, uh... three, I think, livin' with me?

[He has something of a harem situation going on at the moment.]

[fuckvampires]

There's this amazing new invention, it's called 'don't have sex with everything that moves.'

[totheskye]

That's a new invention, huh? Mm, well, I s'pose it would be to you~

An' screw you, I only have sex with half the things that move. Tell me you ain't all monogamous an' shit now.

[fuckvampires]

I'm attempting it. It's... Interesting. You don't realize how much you miss tits when you're on a steady diet of dick.

[totheskye]

Jesus fuck, not you too. But that last thing I totally get; I've only been with one chick in the past month. Chicks're less inclined to screw me than dudes, apparently.