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[fuckvampires]

[He's dangling a black ring from a chain around his neck, spinning it between his fingers.]

Fuck, I still don't know which finger to wear it on.

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[blackfellsun]

I didn't know you were married! I don't think I did, anyway. [ He gestures to the ring without touching it, in case he's not allowed. ] It does look neat hanging from that chain, at least!

[fuckvampires]

I was. [It's amazing how casually he's able to say that.]

It might be safer there, anyway.

[blackfellsun]

Safer?

[fuckvampires]

From anybody trying to take it.

[blackfellsun]

Oh! I hope no one tries that. Wouldn't it be hard to get it off your finger, though?

[fuckvampires]

You just cut the finger off.

[....He always forgets who he's talking to.]

[blackfellsun]

[ He stares at Harvestman for a minute, and his eyes glaze a bit. ]

Um... I guess if someone really wants a ring that badly....

[fuckvampires]

[Whoops.]

Don't think too hard about it. Forget I said it.

[blackfellsun]

It's really hard to forget the things you tell me, sometimes.

[fuckvampires]

Well, you shouldn't talk to horrible people like me, anyway.

[blackfellsun]

Don't be silly! You haven't been horrible for ages now.

[fuckvampires]

That can always change.

[blackfellsun]

Oh stop it, you don't want to be horrible. And it wouldn't even work on me anyway.

[fuckvampires]

Are you sure? I can give it a damn good shot.