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[fuckvampires]

[He's dangling a black ring from a chain around his neck, spinning it between his fingers.]

Fuck, I still don't know which finger to wear it on.

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[blackfellsun]

Is that a ring?

[fuckvampires]

So it is. C'mere you.

[DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAIR NICE too bad he is going to mess it up.]

[blackfellsun]

Ah--! Hey--!

[ It's okay, secretly he likes it.]

It's black! I've never seen a black ring before.

[fuckvampires]

Neither have I, actually.

[He twists it to show the engraved 嵐 character.]

Arashi gave it to me.

[blackfellsun]

Is Arashi your boyfriend? Oh, I like the little design!

[fuckvampires]

Yeah. It's his name.

[blackfellsun]

Oh, like... in a different language? I've seen things like that before, back home! It's so pretty, John. But what do you mean you don't know what finger?

[fuckvampires]

It's just... stupid. It doesn't matter, I guess, I just never worn anything other than my wedding ring before.

[asthedrivensnow]

When all else fails, the one it fits on would be a good choice.

[blackfellsun]

I didn't know you were married! I don't think I did, anyway. [ He gestures to the ring without touching it, in case he's not allowed. ] It does look neat hanging from that chain, at least!

[fuckvampires]

Look, as a class-act lady, surely you know ring finger etiquette.

[fuckvampires]

I was. [It's amazing how casually he's able to say that.]

It might be safer there, anyway.

[blackfellsun]

Safer?

[asthedrivensnow]

Unless it's a wedding band, or acting as one, then the ring finger of the left hand is off-limits. Signets should be worn on the little finger of your non-dominant hand, and anything else is your choice.

[fuckvampires]

I suppose I could have googled that, but it sounds so much better coming from you.

[fuckvampires]

From anybody trying to take it.

[asthedrivensnow]

You could have done what, I'm sorry?

[blackfellsun]

Oh! I hope no one tries that. Wouldn't it be hard to get it off your finger, though?

[fuckvampires]

[He grins. She knows he does this on purpose now, right?]

Which finger would you wear it on?

[fuckvampires]

You just cut the finger off.

[....He always forgets who he's talking to.]

[asthedrivensnow]

[Yes, but that is a made up word. Seriously, John.]

Who gave it to me?

[fuckvampires]

Your very loving boyfriend.

[blackfellsun]

[ He stares at Harvestman for a minute, and his eyes glaze a bit. ]

Um... I guess if someone really wants a ring that badly....

[asthedrivensnow]

With intent?

[fuckvampires]

[Whoops.]

Don't think too hard about it. Forget I said it.