thedressingroom | (no subject)

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You ever wake up one day like super shocked you're still alive?

More or less.

Hey.

How are you?? I haven't seen you in ages! You look really good!

Well, dead.

How you doin'?

Oh, besides that! You look especially good for a dead person, obviously.

I'm very well, thank you! Especially since I found my new door here. I have a job now! In a restaurant. It's a lot of fun, even.

That's cool. Is there meat?

[ ... someone's distracted. and hungry. ]

Of course! Do you want me to bring you something?

No, I don't eat ... food.

I didn't think so, but I would have been happy to do it if you did. What have you been up to?

~~Locking myself in my room and gorging on~~ ............... making art.

[ Gasp! Cups cheeks~ ]

... yup.

Can I see?

MmmmI left it all at home.

[ SIIIIiiiiighhhh ] Oh, well. Is it more of those bone sculptures that I saw you make?

Uh huh.

Oh, I loved those! [ After he was done being creeped out by them. It's true. ] What about everything else? Are you eating okay?

[ special bonus: this time it's not mouse and pigeon bones! ] Yeah. I got a dog.

[ ....yaaaaaaayyyyyy ]

Really!

Yup. Good dog. Doesn't like people though. Except me.

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