(no subject)

[fuckvampires]

[hello, Room, here's a Harvestman lounging around, half- falling off the couch he's chosen to drape himself across.]

Oh, god, I'm so bored. Y'all better step to it and entertain me and wait on me hand and foot. That's why y'all exist, right?

[wait no, now he's actually falling. After a moment of flailing, he manages to stay on the couch.]

Seriously, why is acting like a responsible adult so fucking boring?

Comments

[fuckvampires]

[holy jesus where did he get that? Harvestman will just glare at it suspiciously.]

I don't speak Japanese. It in English?

[catchabreak]

Should be, the Room oughta know my Japanese isn't that good-- [ give him a second to flip through a few pages. ]

Yeah, it's in English, and I don't even see any porn. Here, just read it, quit stalling.