The Dressing Room

I try, I try. [ HINT he actually doesn't a lot of the time but um. ] I guess when you point it out, yeah, it sort of does. Maybe if you-- like, Captain Dagger sounds okay, it's when you add 'Face' that it gets a little... funny. If you stick with weapons there's also Captain Saber-- sabers are cool, right?-- Captain Rifle, Captain... Glock? Captain Dynamite? [ Wow, maybe he should just not be allowed to name things... ]