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[fuckvampires]

Is this holiday fucking over yet?

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[asthedrivensnow]

Not for several hours, yet.

[fuckvampires]

Godfuckingdamnit.

[that is one word because he says it is.]

[asthedrivensnow]

I rather think that part happened some time in late March, actually - going by the commonly accepted religious timeline and not the solstice.

[fuckvampires]

I ain't sure I want you to clarify that.

[asthedrivensnow]

It's probably not seasonally appropriate, but I find I'm not in the best of moods of late.

[fuckvampires]

Yeah, no shit. Who came up with this fucking bullshit?

[asthedrivensnow]

The Roman Catholic Church, I believe, though I don't think you should quote me on that.

[Head tilt. You are an angry vampire.]

You're not filled with good cheer, John? [Only a TINY bit of sarcasm, because... just because.]

[fuckvampires]

I'm sick of this commericalized bullshit that lasts all fucking winter. They put Christmas shit out before Halloween now. Hallow-fucking-ween. That should be a fucking hate crime. Against goths.

[asthedrivensnow]

[OH. She'll just hide that smile.]

You'd think decorations would at least be limited to the month said holiday occurs in.

[campjesus]

IT IS A HATE CRIME AGAINST GOTHS.

[blackfellsun]

Oh my gosh!

[ GUESS WHO'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU. ]

[fuckvampires]

...Hold still.

[this is a very serious order you must obey it :|]

[blackfellsun]

[ --this order is so baffling that he obeys it immediately. DESPITE HOW MUCH HE WANTS TO HUG HARVESTMAN RIGHT NOW. Just, freezes. And he sort of glances quickly around because, what, is there a bug or something?? ]

[fuckvampires]

[Good, because Harvestman is going to do it for him. And scoop him up and spin him for good measure, because why the hell not.]

Geez, man, never thought I'd see your face again.

[blackfellsun]

[ With a delighted squeaking sound and much enthusiasm, he hugs back and laughs as he gets spun. ]

Oh my gosh, it is so good to see you! I can't believe it, I didn't even realize how much I missed you until I came back, isn't that unfair? Wow, how are you, you look really good!

[fuckvampires]

That is unfair, yeah.

[He sets Sol down with the same ease as he had picked him up with.]</small? Do I? You don't look so bad yourself.

[blackfellsun]

[ When Harvestman puts him down, he bounces a little but doesn't fully let go of him yet.] Thanks! I do feel good. Gosh, I really missed you. Are you okay, what have you been doing? Tell me everything!

[ablution]

Unless you plan on celebrating the full twelve days, or else go by the Russian date.

[fuckvampires]

Wait, the twelve days happen after Christmas? Fuck.

[ablution]

The feasting and merriment goes on until January, yes. Or is meant to, in theory.

[fuckvampires]

I'm moving to wherever the fuck they don't celebrate Christmas.

[ablution]

Does a festival like Christmas really call for such drastic measures?

[fuckvampires]

I could do without it.

[ablution]

You could always just stay indoors and weather it out. It's the less expensive option, if anything.

[fuckvampires]

If I was rich and self-employed, maybe.