thedressingroom | (no subject)

Is this holiday fucking over yet?

I weren't offering, don't worry.

Good; I'd have a hard time explaining chew marks in my neck.

[there are lots of things he could say to that, but won't (spoiler: half of them are sexual). He settles for a raised eyebrow.]

...you break wth tradition there, don't you.

[that makes him laugh, so hard he has to double-over.]

Oh, christ - the neck is traditional, yeah. I try to go for the wrist, though.

[Whaaaaat?]

Which would still be difficult to explain.

I ask first. I stressed that, right? It heals real fast and - why are we talking about this?

Morbid curiosity?

Folks don't ask 'less they got an interest.

Curiosity is interest. But this is purely academic.

They all say that.

They also say lightning never strikes the same place twice. I always take what they say with a grain of salt.