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You ever wake up one day like super shocked you're still alive?

More or less.

What, woke up weirded out about being alive? Why? Being alive is like legitimately weird. Encased in this fleshy meatsuit full of ropey bloodtubes pumping liquid nutrients all over your body and wrapped around thick chunks of gristle and meat, tasty meat...

[ he might be hungry. ]

Uh, good, I guess.

Edited 2013-08-11 08:03 (UTC)

Really? I was, uh, worried for awhile there.

[Like, loads.]

Why?

[ ... REALLY BRODY? WHY? YOU HAVE TO ASK ]

Because I love you, and I know I can't help you most of the time.

[WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLAT OUT ASK BRODY]

...are we getting mushy now.

[ you know he'd be like 21 this year if he were alive, aren't you glad you're stuck with him as a perpetual 17-year-old, Harvestman ]

Yeah. We are. I'm just a mushy kinda guy, don't you know?

Ewwwww.

I, uh. Like. Thanks, though. Uh, for like caring and stuff.

You're welcome.

I, uh, got some shit going on, so. I might not be at the apartment much.

[Not that he's there much already.]

Oh. 'Kay... you uh, need help?

You been 'round alternative universes and shit. Ever run into yourself? I mean... you know what I mean.

IIiiiii try to avoid it.

That would be easier to do if the son I never had didn't fucking track me down.

[Bitter? Just a whole lot.]

Wow so we just went straight General Hospital.

Yeah, we--wait, do you seriously watch that?

It's either that or The Vampire Diaries reruns.

So uh. Kid, huh?

Kids. Plural. An ex-wife instead of a dead one. A cop. He's a fucking cop!

[He may still be really angry about this.]

Ew. What went wrong? [ yeah Brody's not a fan of cops. ] That's like... weird as heck though.

He was never homeless and got the shit beat outta him? I don't fucking know!

[Brody is not responsible for this, he should probably... stop shouting at him. Yeah.]

I just... have to fucking deal with this. He might be a fucking Hunter too, which is fucking great.

[He tugs on his hair, trying to shove it all down.]

When this is... over, wanna move to Arashi's? Our apartment is kinda useless and I keep losing any job I manage to get.

[ at least Brody is a lot more zen than he was a year ago... ] Why do you have to deal with it? Sounds like their problem.

'Kay. [ he just assumes Harvestman asked Arashi about this. ] I'm bringing the dog.

Damn fucking good question.

[His expression says 'ugh,' but it's not like he will actually say that.] Alright. I'll talk to him about it.

Yeah... I guess that would be too easy.

[ don't pretend like the dog isn't LITERALLY THE BEST DOG EVER TO EXIST. ]

Nothing ever is.

[He'll just... hope it can be kept outside. Yeah.]

Yeah... welp. [ he's not helpful. ]

[that's okay, Harvestman didn't expect him to be.]

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