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[campjesus]

You ever wake up one day like super shocked you're still alive?

More or less.

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[fuckvampires]

You're welcome.

I, uh, got some shit going on, so. I might not be at the apartment much.

[Not that he's there much already.]

[campjesus]

Oh. 'Kay... you uh, need help?

[fuckvampires]

You been 'round alternative universes and shit. Ever run into yourself? I mean... you know what I mean.

[campjesus]

IIiiiii try to avoid it.

[fuckvampires]

That would be easier to do if the son I never had didn't fucking track me down.

[Bitter? Just a whole lot.]

[campjesus]

Wow so we just went straight General Hospital.

[fuckvampires]

Yeah, we--wait, do you seriously watch that?

[campjesus]

It's either that or The Vampire Diaries reruns.

So uh. Kid, huh?

[fuckvampires]

Kids. Plural. An ex-wife instead of a dead one. A cop. He's a fucking cop!

[He may still be really angry about this.]

[campjesus]

Ew. What went wrong? [ yeah Brody's not a fan of cops. ] That's like... weird as heck though.

[fuckvampires]

He was never homeless and got the shit beat outta him? I don't fucking know!

[Brody is not responsible for this, he should probably... stop shouting at him. Yeah.]

I just... have to fucking deal with this. He might be a fucking Hunter too, which is fucking great.

[He tugs on his hair, trying to shove it all down.]

When this is... over, wanna move to Arashi's? Our apartment is kinda useless and I keep losing any job I manage to get.

[campjesus]

[ at least Brody is a lot more zen than he was a year ago... ] Why do you have to deal with it? Sounds like their problem.

'Kay. [ he just assumes Harvestman asked Arashi about this. ] I'm bringing the dog.

[fuckvampires]

Damn fucking good question.

[His expression says 'ugh,' but it's not like he will actually say that.] Alright. I'll talk to him about it.

[campjesus]

Yeah... I guess that would be too easy.

[ don't pretend like the dog isn't LITERALLY THE BEST DOG EVER TO EXIST. ]

[fuckvampires]

Nothing ever is.

[He'll just... hope it can be kept outside. Yeah.]

[campjesus]

Yeah... welp. [ he's not helpful. ]

[fuckvampires]

[that's okay, Harvestman didn't expect him to be.]