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[campjesus]

You ever wake up one day like super shocked you're still alive?

More or less.

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[moonjelly]

Yes.

[ And again, for emphasis: ] Yes.

[ Appropriate responses, what are those. ]

[campjesus]

Yeah... weird, isn't it.

[moonjelly]

Really weird. The weirdest.

It's probably better than not waking up-- um, I think? I guess there's not really a comparison because you wouldn't know that you didn't wake up.

[fuckvampires]

[HE HATES THESE CONVERSATIONS, BRODY]

Not too much anymore.

[campjesus]

I guess that depends on if you're stuck in some nightmarish lucid dream world that never ends instead.

[campjesus]

[ WHY :( ]

Really? I do. Like a lot.

[fuckvampires]

Arashi didn't like it when I did.

...In a good way, or a bad way?

[moonjelly]

Um.

What?

[ Oh wait no she knows this one, it's pop culture, isn't it. She can totally do this. Yes. ] Like Inception?

[blackfellsun]

Oh my gosh, Brody!!

[campjesus]

What... no. That movie was stupid and also dumb.

[campjesus]

What, woke up weirded out about being alive? Why? Being alive is like legitimately weird. Encased in this fleshy meatsuit full of ropey bloodtubes pumping liquid nutrients all over your body and wrapped around thick chunks of gristle and meat, tasty meat...

[ he might be hungry. ]

Uh, good, I guess.

[campjesus]

Hey.

[fuckvampires]

Really? I was, uh, worried for awhile there.

[Like, loads.]

[campjesus]

Why?

[ ... REALLY BRODY? WHY? YOU HAVE TO ASK ]

[fuckvampires]

Because I love you, and I know I can't help you most of the time.

[WELL IF YOU'RE GOING TO FLAT OUT ASK BRODY]

[campjesus]

...are we getting mushy now.

[ you know he'd be like 21 this year if he were alive, aren't you glad you're stuck with him as a perpetual 17-year-old, Harvestman ]

[blackfellsun]

How are you?? I haven't seen you in ages! You look really good!

[fuckvampires]

Yeah. We are. I'm just a mushy kinda guy, don't you know?

[campjesus]

Ewwwww.





I, uh. Like. Thanks, though. Uh, for like caring and stuff.

[fuckvampires]

You're welcome.

I, uh, got some shit going on, so. I might not be at the apartment much.

[Not that he's there much already.]

[moonjelly]

But it's one of the most popular movies of the twenty-first century so far. [ Lior said so, therefore it is true. ] Seven billion people can't be wrong, and that movie is definitely about dreams you might not wake up from. I think.

[totheskye]

Pretty much every day.

[campjesus]

Yeah but they were stupid dreams and also the movie had like ten BILLION plot holes and also nobody got like turned inside out or trapped in a hospital made of human skin.

[ ... his perspective may be biased. ]

[campjesus]

Oh. 'Kay... you uh, need help?

[campjesus]

Well, dead.

How you doin'?