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[fuckvampires]

[hello, Room, here's a Harvestman lounging around, half- falling off the couch he's chosen to drape himself across.]

Oh, god, I'm so bored. Y'all better step to it and entertain me and wait on me hand and foot. That's why y'all exist, right?

[wait no, now he's actually falling. After a moment of flailing, he manages to stay on the couch.]

Seriously, why is acting like a responsible adult so fucking boring?

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[catchabreak]

Kind of like life, really, but that's sort of depressing.

Anyway. You sure there aren't any responsible ways to entertain yourself?

[fuckvampires]

Can't drink, can't smoke, can't do drugs, can't watch tv 'cause it gives me headaches, boyfriend's outta town, life sucks.

[catchabreak]

Comic books?

[fuckvampires]

Not old don't mean twelve.

[catchabreak]

Shut up, they're not just for twelve-year-olds. There're these Japanese ones called manga, too, for all kinds of demographics. [ Breaking out the big words, yep. ]

[fuckvampires]

After my best friend filled my phone up with that horrible anime porn shit, I ain't so inclined to look at it.

[catchabreak]

Phones can do that? [ that's genuine curiosity, before oh right comics. ] It's not all horrible porn.

[fuckvampires]

You'll never convince me otherwise.

[catchabreak]

[ scowl. He wishes up the first volume of Bleach and brandishes it. ]

Here. Read it. My friend said it's good, and he would know about this sort of thing. [ Which is to say he hasn't read it himself and he's desperately hoping there isn't some horrible porn hidden inside or anything. ]

[fuckvampires]

[holy jesus where did he get that? Harvestman will just glare at it suspiciously.]

I don't speak Japanese. It in English?

[catchabreak]

Should be, the Room oughta know my Japanese isn't that good-- [ give him a second to flip through a few pages. ]

Yeah, it's in English, and I don't even see any porn. Here, just read it, quit stalling.