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[fuckvampires]

[hello, Room, here's a Harvestman lounging around, half- falling off the couch he's chosen to drape himself across.]

Oh, god, I'm so bored. Y'all better step to it and entertain me and wait on me hand and foot. That's why y'all exist, right?

[wait no, now he's actually falling. After a moment of flailing, he manages to stay on the couch.]

Seriously, why is acting like a responsible adult so fucking boring?

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[campjesus]

Nope. That was you.

[fuckvampires]

...Arashi's back.

[campjesus]

How'd that go?

[fuckvampires]

It went fine. I'll probably be staying at his place a lot.

[campjesus]

Okay.

[fuckvampires]

So if you need me, call. And don't fuck your boyfriend on my goddamn bed, alright?

[now who's the adult...?]

[campjesus]

Why would I do that?

[ he is absolutely going to do that. ]

[fuckvampires]

I don't fucking know, it ain't like you don't got your own bed. I'm getting a lock for my goddamn door.

[campjesus]

Now who's being weird about it.

[fuckvampires]

I like my sheets sullied by my own damn ass, alright?

[campjesus]

Now who's getting really fixated on this.

[fuckvampires]

I can tell. You realize that, don't you?

[campjesus]

Would you chill? Jeez.

[fuckvampires]

Alright, alright. You win.

[campjesus]

Like usual.

Have fun.