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[ If you've met Yuuki before, there might be something unsettlingly familiar about the girl who's currently curled up in one corner of a sofa. She's utterly absorbed in the contents of the file folder she's got balanced on her legs, until she flips the folder shut and looks up, as if trying to memorize something-- and then her face falls, abruptly. ]

Aw, you're kidding me!

[ She brightens up again quickly, though, tucking the folder under the cushion and addressing the Room at large. ]

Hey, let's play a game. Like, truth or dare, or the question game, or something? Please?

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I am honestly beyond drawing any conclusions about what you do and why, at this point.

--Ha, you broke it, I win!

I don't think I'd really want to be a girl forever, honestly. I'm just testing out the illusion now, making sure it holds up for long enough and doesn't make me sick or anything, and I'm supposed to get twelve hours out of it. More now, probably, with the Room's intervention.

Broke w-- I wasn't playing! How... accurate of an illusion -- never mind, I don't need to know these things.

It sure sounded like you were! You know, need and want are two different things, and if you're curious...

Stop it.

Well, you started it.

I'm going to say you started it by turning into a girl, and I think anyone would support me on that.

That's not fair, that wasn't my fault!

Fine, whoever turned you into a girl started it, the end.

Fine. But just so you won't have a losing streak.

I definitely wasn't playing your little game, so I don't know what losing streak you're talking about, brat.

[ Hmm. ] I'll stop talking about it if you play another round of anything with me. Fair and square.

I don't know if I trust you not to cheat.

I don't cheat. I lie when I have to, but I don't cheat. Besides, it doesn't even have to be the question game.

Tell me what game you do want to play, and I'll decide whether or not I'm willing to set myself up for your mischief.

[ Opens her mouth. Closes it. And finally pouts. ]

That's sneaky. I'm guessing truth or dare is something you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole?

Oh yeah, there is no way.

But if I make you do anything horrible you can do the same back to me. You can even go first.

But, I don't really want to make you do anything horrible. And I really don't want to imagine what you might come up with.

Come on, we're in here, it'll be safe. [ because safety is what we're so concerned about, right? ] Plus, you could dare me to not be so difficult for a whole day.

[snort.] I'd give you fifteen minutes before you failed miserably and I would have wasted an entire dare. There is no safety from utter mortification, thanks.

Hey, I can totally last longer than fifteen minutes--!

If you're gonna be so picky why don't you pick a game.

Oh, come on, Yuuki, do you think I know any games? ...okay, I know drinking games, but I'm not playing those with you.

Why not?

Because it is a terrible idea.