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[fuckvampires]

[He's dangling a black ring from a chain around his neck, spinning it between his fingers.]

Fuck, I still don't know which finger to wear it on.

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[stormbelow]

If you hadn't vowed never to set foot in Necropolis again, I'm sure you'd have more than you could handle.

[fuckvampires]

I didn't say that, I'm just... having problems with demons. Still.

[stormbelow]

Not criticizing. I'm just saying, that's where most of my people skills go to die.

[fuckvampires]

You have people skills?

[stormbelow]

Hey, I can be fucking charming when I feel like it.

[fuckvampires]

Prove it.

[stormbelow]

Well, I'm out of practice. And I don't feel like it. Shut up. How did we get on me? Can I come see you at work or not?

[fuckvampires]

No. You're banned from ever seeing me work, for fear of having to take frequent breaks to fuck in the nearest closet.

Of course you can. That may or may not happen, I'm just saying.

[stormbelow]

That sure as hell works for me. But you don't think your boss will give you shit for that? Propositioning a customer on company time, whatever? Should I pretend we're complete strangers?

[fuckvampires]

[Harvestman snorts, leaning against Arashi as he shakes with suppressed laughter.]

'Hello, sir, I've never met you before, but damn you look good?' There's not a damned undead out there who doesn't know I'm with you, Arashi.

[stormbelow]

[with a smirk, he winds in close and presses a kiss to Harvestman's neck.]

That doesn't mean we can't play make-believe.

[fuckvampires]

I think my boss would prefer if I keep the roleplay to the bedroom, but I'll keep it in mind.

[stormbelow]

I think your boss would prefer a lot of things.

[fuckvampires]

Hey! I barely check out her ass anymore!

[stormbelow]

[EYEROLLLLL. but it's affectionate. really.]

As long as you're checking out mine more often, I'm all right with that.

[fuckvampires]

I have a weakness for blondes, alright? Lucky for me, you like being blond.

[stormbelow]

Lucky for you, huh?

[fuckvampires]

Yeah. I'm very lucky.

[stormbelow]

Hm. [he nuzzles the side of Harvestman's head, very briefly.] You're not the only one.

Anyway, I'm heading home, but I don't feel like staying there. Want to go... see a movie, or something?

[fuckvampires]

[If Harvestman had less dignity, he would purr.]

Do I ever.

[stormbelow]

[well what if Arashi gave him a little scritch under his kitten chin]

Good. Why don't you pick which one, I trust your judgment.

[fuckvampires]

[Not in public! >:|]

Shit, I don't watch movies, uh...

[He checks his phone, all the while not so subtly worming his free hand under the back of Arashi's shirt.]

Pain and Gain has the Rock in it?

[stormbelow]

[Arashi is more interested in that hand than any of the words that Harvestman just said. he just returns a blank look.]

Is that a thing?

[fuckvampires]

[That may or may not be part of the plan. He shows Arashi a picture on his phone, smiling hopefully. ]

[stormbelow]

[....his silence probably lasts a little too long to be entirely innocent.]

Okay, sure.