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[enigmatic_effy]

[If you've been worried over her absence, never fear, for she's finally emerged from her sexathon (hey, it's a good cause! Saving the polar bears~ or something), unscathed (if you ignore the relationship bit) and even searching out food for once in her life. what on earth is happening?]

Anybody in here cook food, ever?

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[justtonks]

I could try, but I can't guarantee either of us will come out unscathed.

[enigmatic_effy]

We'll be alright. Not like this place can burn down, right?

[justtonks]

Well, I'm not really even sure what this place is, so I couldn't make a judgement.

What do you feel like eating?

[enigmatic_effy]

Don't think anybody has the answer to that one. Fairly sure it's indestructible, though.

Pasta sounds harmless enough.

[justtonks]

Give me time, I'm sure I can manage to make a dent. I'm dead clumsy.

Right. Well, for that, you need water. And sauce. Right?

[enigmatic_effy]

If all the nutters in here haven't destroyed it, you'll be fine.

Yeah. Bit of salt probably wouldn't hurt either.

[justtonks]

Salt? Why salt? Are we keeping spirits from getting out dinner?

[pridegoesbefore]

Effy. What a question.

[enigmatic_effy]

Yeah. What was I thinking?

[pridegoesbefore]

That you'd like to be waited on, which is a perfectly lovely thing.

[enigmatic_effy]

I sort of got a bit homesick for my mum's food.

[pridegoesbefore]

Ah.

I'd sympathise, but my mother doesn't cook.

[enigmatic_effy]

Most of the time I wish mine didn't.

[thirdtimelucky]

I have been known to make the best grilled cheese ever to be grilled in existence.

If you were wondering.

[enigmatic_effy]

You know, I was sitting here wondering that exactly.

[thirdtimelucky]

Knew it. You had grilled cheese written all over your face.

Which I am aware sounds like a disease, and that's totally not my inference here.

[enigmatic_effy]

I'd like to hope not.

So let's say I let you make me some. It's got a lot to live up to.

[thirdtimelucky]

You look remarkably disease-free. Gold star.

So let's say I make grilled cheese and let you have some. Does cheddar on fresh bread appeal? Onions only if you're up for them.

[enigmatic_effy]

You really know how to flatter.

No onions, but the rest is a go. Let's see if it's as good as you said.

[surface_level]

I cook chickens.

[enigmatic_effy]

Live on a farm or something?

[surface_level]

No.

[enigmatic_effy]

Right. Just a charming hobby.

[surface_level]

It was all the room would give to me. [ Lucas is trying to light a cigarette, but can't seem to get the flame to touch. Might be all that shaking. ]

[enigmatic_effy]

Weird.

[Notices this and holds her hand out.] Give it here.