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[enigmatic_effy]

[If you've been worried over her absence, never fear, for she's finally emerged from her sexathon (hey, it's a good cause! Saving the polar bears~ or something), unscathed (if you ignore the relationship bit) and even searching out food for once in her life. what on earth is happening?]

Anybody in here cook food, ever?

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[pridegoesbefore]

--really?

[She believes her about the addiction. But... it's not really in there, is it? Muggles wouldn't actually-- of course not, Cissy, don't be ridiculous.]

[enigmatic_effy]

Yeah.

They don't really put it in food, though. Don't worry. Crack's illegal.

[pridegoesbefore]

Many things are illegal, but that doesn't stop people.

[As she happily eats mac and cheese. From a box.]

[enigmatic_effy]

True. [She knows this very well, for a variety of reasons.]

But they would've been busted ages ago. So I'd say you're safe.

[pridegoesbefore]

Mm. Isn't it lucky I trust you, just a bit.

[enigmatic_effy]

Sure. Otherwise you'd be missing out on your new favorite meal.

[pridegoesbefore]

My mother would flay me alive if she caught me with this in the house; I shall have to allow you to corrupt me only in here.

[enigmatic_effy]

It all works out. You haven't got a microwave, do you?

[pridegoesbefore]

No, but I've a wand and a vague idea of how to use it.

[enigmatic_effy]

... You know, you could probably charm it to look like anything, couldn't you?

[pridegoesbefore]

Mm-hmm. But Mama would still know. She has this eerie preternatural sense about what I'm doing ever since Andromeda left.

[enigmatic_effy]

Jesus.

My mum's the total opposite.

[pridegoesbefore]

Would you care to make an exchange?

[enigmatic_effy]

You know what, I think I'm alright. Not sure your mum would know what to do with me.

[pridegoesbefore]

You'd end up leaving in a box or as a lady, neither of which I think you'll find particularly appealing.

[enigmatic_effy]

[Laughs.] Like to see your mum try to turn me posh.

[pridegoesbefore]

She has ways of making you learn!

[enigmatic_effy]

Magic it into me?

[pridegoesbefore]

You should be so lucky. We learnt the old-fashioned way; books on heads, shame, fear and threats.

[enigmatic_effy]

How Victorian.

[pridegoesbefore]

Tradition is a hard taskmaster.

[enigmatic_effy]

On the other side, my mum would probably love you.

[pridegoesbefore]

What a ringing endorsement; beloved by parents everywhere.

[enigmatic_effy]

At least marginally better than the stigma I've got attached to me.

[pridegoesbefore]

This is going to be one of those "the grass is always greener" moments, isn't it.